Yayaya.

The all nigher was a success, i feel like a new man

All ready for school too ¬¬. Fuck school, its a big lump of ghey. But i have GCSEs to look forward to now ! Which means i have to tone down the CSS and start revising D: Speaking of CSS, i owned my clan the other day. We were having a friendly match, me and Picto vs Pure and Belowxero, Picto left because of his awesomely high ping, and so it was just me on Counter Terrorist against 2 peoples D: Well, 25 kills and 4 deaths isnt bad. Main weapon- M16, secondary weapon- Desert eagle, a variety of nades, mostly HE and Flashbangs and the map was CS_ASSAULT. T’was good fun, i enjoy playing with friends. Erm, that’s it really.

Bai

Jesus dicking Christ.

Im so fucking tired. it’s 5:44AM.

Jalapeno Relish and 20 hours

I go back to school the 3rd of September. For the past 5 weeks I’ve been staying up ’till 3AM and waking up at 12PM. My body clock is fucked. And I’m fucked unless i can kick it up the ass and start going to bed at 10PM and waking up at fucking 7AM. So I’m doing an all nighter. It’s currently 3:28AM, and my eyes are killing me. Throat is drier than a desert shrews nut sack. So i thought, “HOLY FUCK 3:28AM SNACK.” So i carefully tip-toed downstairs and got out my sandwich Assembly kit. 2 thick slices of fresh white bread, thin layer of butter, 2 slices of turkey (the processed stuff that clogs your arteries), 2 slices of mild cheddar, and a fuck load of Jalapeno relish. Of course, sided with a pint of vimto. So i snuck back upstairs and I’ve just this second finished the last mouth full. It was the best fucking sandwich ever. EVER.

So just another, what, 20 or so hours till i go to bed. Best get the CSS. I just hope i don’t get pwned due to tiredness D:

Yum.

Northeners suck balls at CSS

Me and Yadda were playing Counter Strike: Source on this Gun Game map (You start with the worst weapon and each * amount of kills you go up 1 gun. This server was every 3 kills). So i joined a little before Yadda and was expecting to get owned because of the scores of the other players. But no, it must’ve been the people THEY were owning, were actually just really shit. 3 seconds  in i got my first kill, fucked up a spawn camper like the noob he is. 5 Minutes in i was already on level 5, with a deagle i think. So i was happilly owning noobs then Yadda joined. Let the lag commence. Him being all the way over in america put quite some stress on the server, and all the liverpool cunts started whining and taking the piss out of his accent. So i then coninued to own their ass. Headshot here, headshot there. Me and Yadda owned the server. He came first, i was second. It was funny because these Northerners were cocky as fuck, then as soon as Yadda’s and my kill score went above 40, they shut the fuck up. I got a fair amount of deaths, im not going to cover up that part, in the reigon of 30-38, which i admit, is pretty poor, but my kills were at about 60 by the time the game was over.

Unfortuneatly i dont have any screen shots, it was spur of the moment and i forgot D:

So yes, northerners suck at CSS. Excuse the stereotype, im sure some people pwn, but the gays i was playing with really did lick balls.

Team Fortress 2

Team "Red"

Having heard all the compliments this game was getting, i decided to take it upon myself to get my friend to give me his 3 day pass for Team Fortress 2. I waited anxiously for my download on Steam to complete, then utilizing my new nvidia 8400M GT, plunged into its supposed “epicness.” Little did i know it would be somewhat of an un-coordinated shit heap, with nothing but sprayers and 10 year old faggots mic spamming. My friend recommended the map “2forts” so i joined the first server i saw expecting to get involved in some nice intelligence capturing. But no, instead i walk into the open and get raped by 3 Heavies, 2 demomen and a sniper, all at the same time. Is this possible? No, but it fucking happened. Deciding to declare this as pure luck-fail, i decided to give it another go as a spy. Turning on my cloak and running out into the field. BOOM, fucked in the ass by a 17″ cock. After observing the map through spectators mode, it turns out there were nothing but sprayers, campers and faggots. I play CSS, i kick ass a majority of the time, so FPS’s aren’t something alien to me, but Tf2 has to be the shittiest piece of wank ive ever played in my life. All thoughts of buying the game flew out of my mind at this point, and i thus proceeded to close this flaming crap heap and open up CSS, which actually takes skill as you aren’t provided with spray-able weapons with 200+ fucking bullets and practically 0 reload time.

Fuck Tf2, fuck it up its pixel shader ass.