Team Fortress 2

Team "Red"

Having heard all the compliments this game was getting, i decided to take it upon myself to get my friend to give me his 3 day pass for Team Fortress 2. I waited anxiously for my download on Steam to complete, then utilizing my new nvidia 8400M GT, plunged into its supposed “epicness.” Little did i know it would be somewhat of an un-coordinated shit heap, with nothing but sprayers and 10 year old faggots mic spamming. My friend recommended the map “2forts” so i joined the first server i saw expecting to get involved in some nice intelligence capturing. But no, instead i walk into the open and get raped by 3 Heavies, 2 demomen and a sniper, all at the same time. Is this possible? No, but it fucking happened. Deciding to declare this as pure luck-fail, i decided to give it another go as a spy. Turning on my cloak and running out into the field. BOOM, fucked in the ass by a 17″ cock. After observing the map through spectators mode, it turns out there were nothing but sprayers, campers and faggots. I play CSS, i kick ass a majority of the time, so FPS’s aren’t something alien to me, but Tf2 has to be the shittiest piece of wank ive ever played in my life. All thoughts of buying the game flew out of my mind at this point, and i thus proceeded to close this flaming crap heap and open up CSS, which actually takes skill as you aren’t provided with spray-able weapons with 200+ fucking bullets and practically 0 reload time.

Fuck Tf2, fuck it up its pixel shader ass.